Friday, April 15, 2011

Fake Ass Nigga #2 (YES THIS IS YOU!)

Wuz goin on ma niggas. Iz been a long time since I be writin again and it ain't cause I lost my literacy skillz. Mans spent anotha half year in the hot box with steel rods and black rods for sum false rape accusations. I AM TIRED OF DIS SHIT! Jus cause I walk wit a swagga and be pullin ma dick out sometimes when I'm lookin at a tight ass bitch DOES NOT MEAN I IS GONNA RAPE YOU! Females gotta be relaxin these days ya digg?! I mean yes ma nigga Tyrone be goin out der and rapin some females erry so offen and he be tellin me like yo CJ, I raped like ten bitches today. and i say, man, I digg, but you gotta feel me when i say i didn do dat shit! now dem cops be like lookin at my rep and dey dun even give a nigga probation or a tenth chance, ya digg? so i gots to sit my ass in jail for anotha 6 months and get booty fucked jus to stay alive. well guess what niggas, i'm back from the grave like ma man tupac sept i got a loose asshole. but dis not be wat im talkin bout today. gettin some black rods up da ass is quite painful but seein fake ass niggas out der gettin mo' pussy than me is like gettin two big black dicks up da ass simultaineousilly

so if you readin this fake ass nigga numba 2, dis ones fo you mothafucka! you be cock blockin real niggas since day 1 nigga. you think you fancy huh?!! you think you classy huhg?! well mothafucka, lemme tell you sumtim about class! it don't cum from yo bling, it don't come from yo diamond ring, it don't come from the ride you drive, it's all about yo penis size. and nigga, i feel dat yo cock dont match wit yo talk. small shit ya digg?! so wats you best be hearing is dat youse gotta stay out of my way from my hoes. i digg you got a nice ride, im gonna steal it. i digg you got some bling, im gonna steal it. and i digg you got a nice bitch, i'm gonna steal dat too. fake ass niggas out der jus make me wanna take out ma dick and smack em across da face and be like wake up fool! dis is what is all about rite now mothafucka! evolution man! dats wat i learned is all about. how much pussy can you inseminate in one day?! ya digg?! and if you be packin small heat, you's best not be gettin in da way of da big dogs. peace ma niggas out der.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Fake Ass Bitches #3

Fools back again like Tupac from the grave ya digg,

Like a nigga say do, is saturday night and some fake ass bitches be running around the street and shit looking to suck some dick and get drunk. this one's fo you! FAKE ASS BITCH NUMBA ONE! you on the top of my list you ugly ass bitch and when you be readin dis, you know i be talking about yo ass. that ass that got no class that nobody wants to stick a dick in unless they drunk as fuck. ya digg! this bitch im talking about words apply to all bitches out der so you other bitches betta be lisning to dis shit ya digg? dont be a ugly ho! and suckin a niggas dick! cause that nigga gonna wake up da next day and feel shitty about himself ya digg? man dis bitch, im telling you, nobody wants to really get their dick sucked by yo ugly ass mouf, but you be takin advantage of my niggas out der and suckin their dick. then my niggas runnin to me the next day sayin, dam CJ, I just wish I jerked one off last night instead of having this fake ass bitch sucking my dick!

And no offense to the bitches out der. i dont hate on ugly bitches but i hate on fake ass bitches. you can be an ugly dick, but if you a real ass bitch, then you deserve to suck a real nigga dick. fake ass bitches out der dont deserve any dick suckin ya digg? they best be going home and thinkin abbout what it is to be a real bitch. cause this world's got no place fo fake ass bitches. so the those fake ass bitches wearing make up and shit, who can afford make up and shit, back in the hood we had no make up and shit. we could see a bitch fo who she really was, but now these modern dayz fake ass bitches be wearing the makeup and shit and trickin a nigga into sleepin wit her dirty STD infested ass hole, cause niggas like ass sex, and they be havin a tight asshole that rips easy, then givin my niggas STDs and shit. my niggas gotta feed they families ya digg? we got no time fo STDs. so show us who you really are you fake ass bitches! take off dat make up, take off dat fake ass personality, take off dat tank top, take off dat bra, and take off dat thong, and show us real niggas who you really is cause we aint down fo dirty butt fucks. we gotta make show the pipes are clean before we fix da sewers.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Fake Ass Bitches #2

Man you know what I be sayin,

I see you's fake ass bitches on Facebooks and Twitter and shit, putting up some nice booty display picture wit dat fine ass you know what im sayin. And I aint yo friend or yo friends friend, in fact im just your friends friends friends friend and I be surfin on Facebook from time to time to keep my homies posted on the new word on the street and I be comin across yo fake ass bitch pages and I see some nice ass booty. Like dam look at those titties or look at that ass! And you know what im saying, you be postin up a picture like dat, you expectin niggas like me to comment on it. and i be asking you ass fo a friend request or some shit like that and you say no to nigga. I dont understand why you fake ass bitches gotta be postin up titty shots and booty calls when you aint wanna suck a nigga dick. I undasstand you like them white boys wit a education and shit, and you think yo ass is like stock and putting price on that pussy. well if i go shoppin on facebook, and I be comin across something that I like, I dont look at the price, but when i see that price you put up, i be like a nigga cant afford this! so to all those titty posting, faceshot posting, ass posting, bikini posting, cleavage posting fake ass bitches out der, don't be posting that shit unless you want a nigga to come at yo doorstep and offer you his dick. and you better not say no that shit cuz you asked for it. now it's time to shoot one off to one of those pics, and if it so happens to be your pic, well too bad mothafucka.

Real Ass Niggas Outder #1

Ya be saying the mothaland, cuz where we come from the sun is always shinin. My nigga Steve, Tyrone, homo nigga Ray J I forgive you, and my nigga Damain out der. All these real ass niggas I be watchin yo back for da times you watched mine and didn stick a dick up der, specially you Ray J. Shoutouts to ma kids and ma wife. I love you all and I'll keep puttin food on the table as long as you dont go sucking some fake ass nigga's dick. Dats all. Keep it real.

Fake Ass Bitches #1

Back again fools,

I was gonna shoot one off and go to bed, but then i thought of something that disturbed me and my kids. Fake Ass Bitches! FAKE ASS BITCHES need to get out of this world and get some fake ass nigga's ass. those fake ass bitches dont appreciate a real nigga, a 98% nigga like my nigga kat williams say. they dig the fake ass niggas that look like 10o% niggas but real niggas know that shit dont exist. i mean i aint a 100% and my wife know dat, my kids know dat. i be trying to put food on the table each day, and my real ass bitch appreciate dat. but fake ass bitches be going around looking fo 100% nigga and all dey find is this 60% nigga that look like he's a 100% nigga. then they go giving this 60% nigga a dick sucking, when real niggas like me deserved to get his dick sucked.

one thing i hate about fake ass bitches is that they dont appreciate being a real bitch. a real bitch know she aint perfect too, and she try to find a real ass nigga, and she know that nigga aint perfect. but fake ass bitches. think they all dat, going around and shit. sucking community penis and having things in their holes like kobe scoring baskets. they think they clutch and shit cause they got dick up the ass and it feels good, but they dont know that the mans they thought was real niggas was actually a fake ass nigga wit a fake ass dick. his dick aint real ya digg. his love aint real, ya digg.

and i speak of love cause i bin through dat shit, i had my fair share of fake ass bitches. one time this bitch went in the alley way wit some white fool and started suckin his dick. and i was like BITCH, get yo fake ass bitch mouth off of that poor white boy's dick. you be down for sucking some real dick like mine? and that white boy wasnt even fly. he aint even as good as vanilla ice and when you aint as good as vanilla ice you better get yo dick sucked pretty offen cause vanilla ice be gettin his dick sucked when my mans like tupac restin in the grave and shit! so that bitch said no, and i was offended because i got a real ass nigga dick to offer her and i be showing her a good time. but bitches are like that deeze days! the worlds full of fake ass bitches and needing some real ass niggas. im just sayin that real niggas like me and my friend big steve need to get their dick sucked more offen instead of us jerking ourselves off to sleep errynight. ya digg.

Lebron James

Sup Fools,

My blog for today is about Lebron James, the real nigga of the day. Lebron aint a fake ass nigga like Yao Ming and shit. Yao Ming aint even a nigga. Kobe a real nigga and shit but he a teefing nigga stealing the shit ball from his own homies. ya know, real niggas gotta share that shit, but i be recognizing that koobe a real ass nigga cause hhe be puttin up da points each game and feeding the fucking family. but he gotta share the wealth. if i was a nigga on kobe's team, id be pissed off at that nigga. NIGGA GIVE ME THE BALL! but kobe thinks he's the realist nigga around here cause he racking up 30 points each game. lemme tell something kobe. a real nigga is wilt the stilt. that nigga slept wit 20 000 bitches and put up 100 points in one game. real ass nigga kobe understand dawg? so you dont get to say you real nigga and play like you the nigga of the century until you start sleeping wit some more bitches and put up some 100 points in a game. ya digg?

Fake Ass Niggas #1

Sup Fools,

I know you be fake ass niggas reading this shit and stuff cuz only a few real niggas out der in this world like my man DMX and Tupac. for real. gotta talk about some fake ass niggas cause they dont know how they be doing shit they just running shit like nobodys bidness and real niggas like me cant be feeding the kids with my homies dick. so you fools gotta stop putting you dick in my kid's mouths ya know what im saying. real niggas like me trying to get a job at fucking Loblaws and they fake ass niggas come from high school wtih some fancy ass diploma that i dont give a shit baout but apparenylt that white supremicist floor manager does. ya know what im saying. real asss niggas like me would give me heart and soul for the Loblaws and i be taking bullets and shit and dippin everywhere to dodge that shit cause one time this fake ass nigga try shooting me and my family with a biscuit and i dipped like ten rounds of those bullets before i smacked him with my dick. thats what fake ass niggas get in this world. a dick slap in the face. so keep it real homies. and keep those niggas comin and they dicks gotta stop cause i show no love to homo thugs cuz this time my nigga Ray J was playin wit his dick and my otha nigga steve came in and say that shit and he got scarred for life. i aint playing games man. real niggas cant take homo shit and stuff man. im all about the pussy. keeping it real!